The Commonwealth of Garlic Bread The Great is a large, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 97 million Garlic Bread The Greatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Garlic Bread The Greatian economy, worth 5.94 trillion Garlics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,199 Garlics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the price of freedom is about half a million Garlics, and Garlic Bread The Greatian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Garlic Bread The Great's national animal is the Bread, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Garlic Bread The Great is ranked 101,211^th in the world and 146^th in KAISERREICH for Safest, scoring 81.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.